Holy. Cow. I’ve got some crazy news, y’all! So the other day, the truck and I were on our way home from an event. I stopped at a gas station to get a bean burrito and ginger ale. I asked the truck if she wanted anything when I went inside and she said a lottery ticket. I was all like, “Truck! No one ever wins with those things.” She wouldn’t have any of my logic and insisted I get her a lottery ticket. Well, as luck may have it, my truck has won the lottery! We’re incredibly excited and already beginning to discuss how we’re going to spend our winnings. Below are just some of the additions we’re considering for the truck now that we’ve won ten billion dollars some money!
We often have a lot of requests for milk, and a fountain is a great way to not only offer this beverage, but also have some fun for the customers. I haven’t decided if the fountain will be in the shape of a cow or a mini-version of the truck (with udders). Regardless, peeps will grab a cookie and a cup from the window, and then have a little slumber party snack!
This is a no-brainer. You got money, then you got diamonds on your wheels. Pink diamonds. Maybe not real diamonds, but they’ll look real.
I am hoping to make this upgrade in order to connect with the beach scene of LA. How hot will we look, pulling up to the food truck events, top down and cupcakes in the wind?! It’ll be awesome, and we’ll have great hair.
This would be perfect right by our window, so if the crowd gets rowdy, we’ll shoot off some Sweet E’s t-shirts to calm them down. Nothing makes a crowd happier than a t-shirt gun. It’s been scientifically proven somewhere.
Laser Light Show
By employing some of the top lighting designers in the country, we’d have a special and unique laser light show that will correspond with our truck. Also, our new slogan could be, “SWEET E’S! Come for the cupcakes, stay for the super awesome laser light show!”
Another no-brainer. Bounce house + sweet treats = party time.
Mini CVS/Walgreens/Rite Aid
We’ve been brainstorming with the idea of how to make our truck a one-stop shop for a lot of your needs. By adding a miniature drug store to the truck, you can pick up any batteries, salves, bobby pins or lipstick you may need, all while getting a tasty brownie!
Well, that’s the short list, folks. We’ve got a lot of decisions to make still, as well as get approval from E. I’m sure she’ll be cool with all of this!
What would you do with ten billion dollars a whole lot of money on your food truck?